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Teacher and Little Jimmy
A teacher asks her class "if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and u shoot one of them, how many will be left?" she calls on Little Jimmy and he replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking,"

Then Jimmy says "I have a question for you. There are three woman sitting on a bench having ice cream.

One is delicatley licking the sides of the ice cream scoop

Another gobbled down the top and sucked the cone

And the third bit of the top of the ice cream

Which one is married?"

The teacher blushing a great deal replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Jimmy replyed. "The correct answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like your thinking!"

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