At the hospital, there was a man lying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man.
"Doctor," the man said, "will I be OK?"
The doctor turned to him and said, "Well there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news," said the man.
"Well," said the doctor, "the doctor, "the bad news is that we are going to cut both your legs off."
"Oh! my God, what the hell is the good news?" said the man.
"The good news is, see that man over there, he wants to buy your shoes," said the doctor.