Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with
the tip of his index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my
face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth
and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this
to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my
before I pulled the trigger.